According to Osho, Patanjali would never include a 'yoga of kissing' because such notions are modern, foolish American inventions, not part of classical yoga’s scientific discipline. Yoga isn’t about sensational labels for ordinary acts; it’s a rigorous path to inner transformation. Only if Patanjali were reborn American, Osho jokes, would he pen such trivialities.
Osho says “yoga of kissing” is just a silly modern fad, not real yoga, so Patanjali didn’t teach it.