According to Osho, the “simplest” way to become an MLA is to just change your name so your initials read M.L.A. (e.g., Madan Lal Agarwal)—a satirical jab at political ambition. He warns that chasing office breeds restlessness and sycophancy; instead, drop futile pursuits, speak intelligently, and turn inward to discover what’s truly worth knowing and attaining.
He jokes you can be an “MLA” by making your initials M.L.A., to show that chasing titles is silly—find peace by looking inside instead.