Fool

Osho, why did you call Shri Poonamchand-bhai a fool? I’m an Ahmedabadi too, so I’m asking.

These are all the talk of fools. Now the wife is clever. She was already after him; now she devised another trick—the ghost. He got scared of the ghost too. He came running to me: “What am I to do about this ghost! My wife is haunted by her dead sister; she is at it.” I said: Do you see her? He said: I don’t see her. I said: Then why get into this nonsense? Let it be with your wife. If your wife doesn’t want to take sannyas, let her be. Why are you getting upset? But he said: She chews my head twenty-four hours a day that until you drop sannyas her sister won’t leave her alone; she is troubling her. I said: That’s quite a clever ploy! Now he says: “Get me freed from this ghost somehow.” I said: If I start getting into these hocus-pocuses, is…

While practicing zazen, just sitting, I discovered that I had become the greatest fool on earth. But suddenly I remembered one proverb: when ignorance is bliss, it is folly to be wise. Though this stupidity has made me a fool, I have never been so full as I am now. I have now fallen in love with this zazen stupidity. I invoke your blessings so that I remain a fool till eternity.

I have heard about one man who made a will when he died. And in the will he said, 'Write on my tomb: Born such-and-such year, died when thirty, buried when seventy.' Almost always it happens that people die near about thirty, then they are buried at seventy. That's another thing: burial is one thing, dying is another thing. When society comes to know that you are dead that's another thing. I have heard about a priest -- a Catholic priest of course -- who died, and for three days he could not understand what had happened. Then he came to his church and tried to communicate with his successor, and said, 'Be aware. I died, but for three days I did not think that I was dead because I was more dead while I was alive. I was feeling more alive so I did not think that I was…

I am no politician, no diplomat, and I feel like a clown. I want to dance on the desk and sing on the phone "hello-lujah " rather than "hello." may I sign up for the ashram fool?

The question is from Vani. Vani, it is too early. To be really a fool one needs to be very wise. To be a fool one needs to be TRULY wise. That's why all wise people have something of foolishness in them. Jesus was known as a fool, so was Buddha, so was Francis of Assisi. They were known as fools. There is a certain quality of foolishness in a real wise man. Why? Because a real wise man contains the opposite. He is both together. He is more comprehensive. A wise man who has no foolishness in him will be dry, dead. His juice will not be flowing. He will not be green. He will not be able to laugh; he will be serious; he will be a long face. A wise man who is just wise and in whose being the fool has not been integrated will be…

Osho, is it possible to become a fool by being here for a longer period? I sometimes feel a lack of logic in my mind.

Vidya, it is not only possible, it is certain. You will become a fool. But foolishness has its own wisdom. You will become a fool and wise together. The so-called wise who are never foolish are not really wise. Because wisdom is paradoxical. Wisdom is not only serious, it is playful too. And foolishness is playfulness. Wisdom is not only intellectual knowledge, it is existential celebration. Wisdom is not cerebral -- it is not of the head, it is of the total being. And the total being has emotions, sentiments, feelings. And the total being is far bigger than the poor small intellect. And whatsoever goes beyond intellect, the intellect says is foolishness: Beware -- don't move, don't take another step, otherwise you will become a fool. So people remain confined in the intellect. They remain knowledgeable but they never become wise. A wise man is playful. He can afford…