According to Osho, his 'plan' after arriving in India is simply to stay where he is—joking that he won’t leave his host Suraj Prakash’s house and that Suraj should find a new one. The humor underscores a deeper point: keep plans light, remain present, and don’t be over-serious about future arrangements.
He jokes that his only plan is to stay at his friend’s house, reminding us not to overthink the future.